IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
Socks, Bill Clinton’s pet cat, being hounded by the paparazzi
i am so pissed off now
I don’t even watch this show but wtf
HI BABY ANIMALS
I’ve had worse housemates.
Is Death, single?
this sounds like a great idea for a tv show
Someone make this a book
i keep getting random erections today and idk why
I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.
Tom Hiddleston blowing you a kiss
Look at all those ducks there are at least ten