January 2012
me: *walks in a starbucks*
clerk: hello how can i hlep u
me: i want a starbucks
clerk: ok sure these are the different kinds of coff-
me: NO
me: I
me: WANT
me: A
me: STARBUCKS
me: THE
me: WHOLE
me: BUILDING
when something makes me happy: omg
when something makes me sad: omg
when something surprises me: omg
when something makes me mad: omg
when exclaiming something to my god: omg
omg: omg
pugsexual:
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are
“Nobody tells an actor, ‘you’re playing a strong-minded man.’ We assume that men...”
– Meryl Streep, on being told that she often plays “strong-minded women.”
(via andyouhavetogivethemhope)
#god had a second child #her name is meryl streep
(via thequietworld)
#and god cried because meryl streep is better than he is
(via bannerisms)
#is it wrong that even though she’s...
December 2011
girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
i made a new friend on the plane
ripkamsud:
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
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