February 2011
January 2011
Before I die, I wanna have a party with fake...
itslisamane:
“with sober girls around me they’ll be acting like they’re drunk!”
facebook is where you realize how different you are from other people
tumblr is where you realize that there are people out there who knows exactly how you feel
TWO BANANAS TRICK!
this lady swallows two bananas.lol watch and learn :D
here’s one:
two:
whoops gotta spit it out:
then back in again at the same time:
Reblog if you thought the lyrics to the song "I'm...
lizarddust:
follow-the-yellow-brick-road:
naflour:
yourworstnightmarebaby:
followmeunder:
catastrofuck:
com3dy:
smokemeimdope-:
when the lyrics really are: “I’m blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die”
YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!? GOING TO LISTEN TO THIS SHIT BRB
this is … mind = blown so far away into the universe D:
O.O
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"SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT, WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE"
ooglygoogly:
YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY POPSICLE
Anonymous asked: where do you live?
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Does this girl ever close her mouth?
wwiao:
Answer: no.
(via badcontrol.com)
invisible penis in her mouth :D
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when imagining awesome scenarios in your head, but...
sofapizza asked: awe thanks a lot!! :D
i just checked out your blog, and it's pretty ace!
following now :D :D
i just checked out your blog, and it's pretty ace!
following now :D :D
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When your vagina starts exploding blood;
mooneyhasafez:
1-800-yourmum:
At first you’re like; Then you realize you can bleed nonstop for 3-7 days;
I have never laughed so hard at something on Tumblr. EVER.
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