forever random :D

megacharizardxxx:

"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

mountainside-96:

lintott:

i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there 

exactly

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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uglyiguana:

This is probably the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

uglyiguana:

This is probably the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

dumbkili:

megamaximumpower:

dumbkili:

"you need to make this appointment yourself"

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I have no words.

really cuz it seems to me like u have at least 4

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

green-berret:

This is my human. Though there are many like it, this one is mine

justanothercinemaniac:

Forrest Gump is 20 years old today. A remarkable story about life, Forrest Gump is still a classic to this day.

squeakity:

his face

squeakity:

his face

youngstero:

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

wishmaker7:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

littlefreeman:

Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.

feeble-lion-turtle:

when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry

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aphmolossia:

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE