My eyes started tearing up.
He’s so fucking stoked to have his little foot, I’m a mess…
My body is ready.
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple
did the tumblr community bully someone away about fucking food
im fucking crying
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
I’m twelve years old again.
Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.
literally the best fucking show on this entire planet
Stop following me in front
I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.
a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy
ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD
—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people